This is sick you’re a sick sick man
(Source: toptumbles, via captain-cheesecake)
feathery dog this is getting out of hand you are bigger feathery dog now feathery dog what are you doing stahp
(Source: poyzn, via dietelwebcityrr)
Cosmo tip #342
Need to spice up your marriage? Go accidentally murder somebody and hide the body with your spouse!
IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP
Double Neck Jackson King V, made to Dave Mustaine’s original specs from back in the day.